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Friday, 1 September 2006

Troubleshooting Techniques

Posted on 18:56 by Unknown
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes on the car gave out. They rolled down the mountain out of control, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks.

They all got out of the car.

The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."

The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it into town, and have a specialist look at it."

The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back in and see if it does it again."
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