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Saturday, 14 November 2009

West Virginia Ghost Story

Posted on 10:35 by Unknown
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low country of West Virginia - and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a really dark night in the middle of a thunder storm.

Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride really bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed the door, only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel.

The car slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running.

The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the marsh and he would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take, and jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped the bar, and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth and was not just some drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other:
Look Bubba, there's that idiot who rode in our car when we were pushing it in the rain.
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Saturday, 7 November 2009

The First Woman

Posted on 08:50 by Unknown
One time in the garden of Eden, Adam was out hunting for food for the two of them.

Adam finally came home late at night. Eve said
Adam, where have you been so long?


Adam said
I have been out hunting and gathering food.


Then Adam said
You know, Eve, that you are the only one in Creation.


That night, after Adam fell asleep, she counted his ribs.
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Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Excellent Trade

Posted on 17:27 by Unknown
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

Nice pigs, sir.


The President replies
These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.


The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

Excellent trade, sir.
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