Microsoft Windows And Zen Based Error Reporting

Legend has it that some computers in Japan are running a Zen like error reporting program, which issues error messages in Haiku.

• The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
• Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
• Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
• Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
• Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
• Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
• Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
• A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
• Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
• You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
• Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
• Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
• Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
• Screen. Mind. Both are blank.