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Friday, 28 November 2008

Jesus Vs Satan

Posted on 21:27 by Unknown
One day the devil got his new laptop, and decided to drop in on Jesus.

As they talked they started arguing about who was the best on the computer.

They argued for a while and then decided that they would just have a competition to see who was the best, so they setup a LAN party.

They both sat down at their computers, and started working.

They did spread sheets, typing, programming, web design, surfing the web, playing games, and more!

All of a sudden there was a flash of lightning and the power went out!

The power came back on, and both computers restarted. The devil started screaming, cursing, and throwing a fit because all of the work he had done over the last few hours had been lost!

The devil looked over at Jesus and saw him sitting calmly smiling and printing his work.

The devil screamed
You must be cheating! - - How can you be printing your work when we just lost all of it???


Jesus just shrugged and said
It's easy........Jesus Saves
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