- Stupid enough to call the cops.
- Even if you are a police officer.
- Even if the pot that you ate came from your police car, after it was confiscated in a drug raid.
»www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0
»www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vKEWH-v6k8
Tuesday, 15 May 2007
Eating Pot Will Make You Really, Really, Really, Really Stupid
Posted on 22:19 by Unknown
»www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0
»www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vKEWH-v6k8
Tuesday, 8 May 2007
Parse This - If You Can
Posted on 10:19 by Unknown
One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth. A gallows was erected in front of the city gates.
A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin was first in line.
The captain of the guard asked him, "Where are you going? Tell the truth -- the alternative is death by hanging."
"I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be hanged on that gallows."
"I don't believe you."
"Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!"
"But that would make it the truth!"
"Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth."
A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin was first in line.
The captain of the guard asked him, "Where are you going? Tell the truth -- the alternative is death by hanging."
"I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be hanged on that gallows."
"I don't believe you."
"Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!"
"But that would make it the truth!"
"Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth."
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
Lyndon Johnson
Posted on 11:09 by Unknown
A former President of the USA (who got into office thanks to an assassin), said of J Edgar Hoover:
It’s probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
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