Excellent Trade

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

Nice pigs, sir.

The President replies

These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

Excellent trade, sir.