Sharp Sticks

Advice given in another forum, far, far away.

If it hurts every time you poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick (AOHell), the obvious solution is to quit poking yourself in the eye with a sharp stick (AOHell).
If you absolutely MUST poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick (AOHell), then feel free to seek assistance from the maker of the sharp stick (AOHell).