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Friday, 24 July 2009

Save The President's Life

Posted on 17:30 by Unknown
The new President was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said
I want to go to Disneyland!
Barak said
No problem, I'll take you there on Airforce One. You can have the entire park to yourself for one whole day.


The second kid said
I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.


Barak said
I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them and spend an afternoon playing ball with you!


The third kid said
I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and WiFi LAN!


Barak was a little perplexed by this and said
But you're not handicapped.


The kid said
I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!
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