Is Chocolate A Drug?

Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.

"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says, "I just broke up with my boyfriend and need help quick!".

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.

"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then. Please hurry."

"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."

"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then. I gotta go, for heavens sake hurry!"

The clerk thinks a bit, how to reason with her - and asks, "Listen, lady, please spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."

The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".

"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'." he says.

She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.

"OK, now spell the 'FREAK' in 'chocolate'."

She starts yelling, "Why are you wasting my time? There's no 'freak' in chocolate!'

He replies, "That's what I just told you, twice."