Be Courteous At The Cinema

I went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier (my long legs need help). Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started to work her way out.

Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.

By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said

Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper,

The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen, and mine is in the car.